I’m drinking cashew fruit juice and on the side of the carton it says, “SomeO.N.E. will change your life.”
Thanks, I said, genuinely grateful.
I love O.N.E. coconut water. I tried some when I found it in my parents fridge and have been really into it since. It’s low-calorie and high in potassium. I need the potassium since I workout so much, but it’s hard to get me to eat more than one banana a day, if that. And the taste reminds me of being young in a warm, tropical place.
I should be the spokesathlete for O.N.E.
O.N.E. Coconut Water is the all-natural sports drink of choice for sharpshooting Indy Loop shooting guard, Julia Sh__ of the world-famous Seattle Recreational Women’s Basketball League. When she’s not nailing left-wing 3’s or flirting with the refs, she reaches for O.N.E., the only 100% natural sports drink high in electrolytes with the fresh taste of the tropics. O.N.E–Lets you keep your bounce.
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Okay, give me free stuff. This juice ain’t cheap.