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Good Lord. So my impulsive curiosity has once again led me down an alley I really didn’t need to be in. My Jewish coworker’s wife is due to deliver a son in September so naturally, during our Friday meeting today, we were talking about circumcision. Realizing that I don’t know how the surgery technically works, I looked it up online. And found this site.

http://www.cirp.org/library/procedure/plastibell/

Yes, I still have no idea how it works because I was too busy trying to close the window that the page was on with my eyes closed and my body twisted as far away from the computer monitor as possible.

OH MY GOD. So I just went and asked the guys to explain how a circumcision works because I couldn’t stomach the site. So one guy just told me that the way they used to do it would be…when the baby is 8 days old, they would give him wine, perform the surgery, and then the rabbi would suck on the baby’s penis to get the bleeding to stop.

Yes, some Jewish boys start out life by getting drunk and getting a blowjob from a rabbi.

Maybe this explains why the Jewish guys I’ve dated have been so fucked up.

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