Booty Call Agreement (written by Some Anonymous Guy)
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over – unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about.
4. None of that “lovemaking” shit – only sex allowed.
7. All gifts accepted – money is always good.
8. No baby talk – however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers – it’s really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other “friends with privileges” we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK – don’t be offended.
12. No extra clothing – I don’t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
14. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you enjoyed it – I don’t care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: “My roommate’s
girlfriend/boyfriend.”
17. Doggie style is the preferred position – the reason is less eye contact the better.
19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
20. Bring your own drink – I am not your liquor store.
21. No phone use, please – don’t want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
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