I think I’m developing Tourette’s. I almost blurted out, “MOTHAFUCKER!” while in a meeting with my boss (the girl with the supposed hairy ass) while she briefed me on a procedure. That would have been a very embarrassing situation. I don’t think a cover of, “I’m sorry. I SWORE I saw a typo on page 5 but I was wrong” would have prevented my prompt firing.
Today’s mood: Tentatively cheerful