League starts on Tues so I asked PT to evaluate me to clear me for basketball. I got cleared for everything basketball not involving contact. So I was at the gym minding my own business when my ball bounced slowly towards this red-haired woman stretching next to the court. Out of courtesy I yelled “Heads up.” She took one look at my ball and then kicked it to the other side of the court. Mind you, she’s a woman in her 40’s. I glared at her in disbelief and she continued her exercises. I let go of the urge to call her a fucking cunt.
The sales manager happened to be there so I went over to tattle, saying I just got a taste of Pacific Northwest hospitality. His response? At least you’re not in New York. Then this guy playing half court crashed into my shoulder. It was terrifying but I survived. Guess contact is okay.
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