Yeah, I hate walking out into the inside of a microwave. I was in San Antonio last week. Caught out in a thunderstorm. Amazing. What’s your favorite season? Mine’s easily fall. The rain, the smell, it’s when I feel most myself.

I’m from Fremont, went to Michigan. So why MI from CA? Because if I did 4 more years of high school at Berkeley, I woulda probably killed myself. Ann Arbor is an amazing town.

Last month I met someone around your age who went to UC Irvine. He told me the most fascinating story about how his frat started a male escort service, and how it was the most exhilarating and most terrifying thing he’d been through.

So…were you in a frat?

Irvine’s a great town. I have family there. The most devout Lakers fans I know. You don’t know what tolerance is until you’re a Warriors fan forced to love a Lakers fan. Absolute sainthood.

Do you feel you measure yourself in battles? Why do you like to win?

Has September been particularly intriguing?

Today I got a call from someone willing to pay 10k for me to play basketball. I have finally fulfilled my family’s dream of getting paid to play…HORSE. I did it y’all. Go AMAX.

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