I’ve never told anyone this. Why I seem to have a thing for Germany.

When I was in kindergarten, I could never sleep during nap time. The only way I could pass the time was a fantasy in which I had a machine in which I created perfect blond-haired blue-eyed men who serviced me.

Now I don’t know what “serviced me” meant to a 5 year old but in hindsight, I got the gist.

Maybe that is the secret I brought with me into this world.

Hitler was a bastard. But maybe all he wanted was the dream of having perfect blond-haired blue-eyed men service him. If there’s a lesson to be learned, it’s that repressing homosexuality has tragic consequences. Gotta let your freak flag fly.

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