Suns Win!!!!
You can read the recap of the game at NBA.com.
The big story of the night was Kobe’s disappearance in this game.
The bigger story of the night, is the writer’s choice of words in the following excerpt:
“When Bryant decided to stop shooting, the Suns decided to run the Lakers off the court. A pair of free throws by Marion with 4:31 remaining in the third quarter gave Phoenix an 80-56 bulge. Phoenix held a 90-65 bulge entering the final period. “
By bulge, we’re talking about penises, right? Because a 90-65 bulge definitely sounds impressive.