when she’s leaves, she takes a universe with her.
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Asian guys are funny.
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I am fearful of men with big hands and large, square-cut rings. I feel like when they hit you, they intend to inflict serious damage.
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Distinguished African American man in a suit asks for a moment. The place quiets down.

“Hello everyone, my name is Tom…and I’m drunk.”

The crowd chuckles. He made it such an elegant announcement.
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He folds his hands when he’s thinking.
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Oh honey, touching his arm won’t do any good. He’s distracted. Touches his hair, covers his receding hairline. This man is insecure about age. Probably performance. Oh yeah, he’s thinking about sex. The only way to hold him is to make him think he’s thinking about sex because of you. But he’s not.

I’m so powerful, I’m black tonight.
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The band features–a xylophone, upright base, drums and saxophone. If they cover Isobel Campbell’s Come On Over (Turn Me On), I’ll flip.
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Urban Sannyasin

Willpower


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