When I saw her number, 15.9, she became mythical, like a black & white Gatorade billboard exploded into life. Whatever she had, I wanted it. I wanted her discipline.
Jerry:
Are you sure she’s not a lesbian?
Noooooo. She’s straight. If she was a lesbian it would be weird.
That would be weird.
Yes.
So a lesbian interested in a straight girl is weirder than two straight girls with a girl crush on each other.
Yee–es.
Ohkay.
He smiles because he’s got me.