May 26th Recap:

I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one

My ESPN TV’s Here!

It’s a 20″ LCD Sharp Flat Panel. The picture on the box looks awesome! I didn’t realize it was a flat panel for some reason. I’m almost tempted to keep it, since it’s my trophy from a season of obsessive statistical and matchup analysis and taking all kinds of flack from male fantasy dorks across the nation (let’s not forget the hundreds of consecutive posts on the ESPN bulletin board that one afternoon with the subject line, “Is [3am Wanderer] a Man?” and the public posts theorizing what it might be like to have sex with me. Whatever. Let em wonder. They’ll never get the chance). But it’s too small for my living room. I’m probably going to sell it and put the money towards a 50 inch when the technology gets better and the prices are lower. But wow. Brian brought it in tonight and I can’t freakin’ believe I won a TV!

Songs I want with me in Taiwan:

I’m Afraid of Americans (David Bowie)
Blow (DJ Keoki)
She Wants to Move (N.E.R.D.)
About Her (Malcolm McLaren)
Wichita Lineman (Kool & the Gang)
Time Is Running Out (Muse)
1st Things 1st (Phantom Planet)
Bukowski (Modest Mouse)
Sex (Lovage)
I Shall Believe (Sheryl Crow)
Wonderwall (Ryan Adams)
Lose You (Pete Yorn)
The End of the World (Bill Frisell)
Bound for the Floor (Local H)
Far Behind (Candlebox)
Ridiculous Thoughts (Cranberries)
Closer (NIN)
I Whupped Batman’s Ass (Wesley Willis) [okay, not really, but this song is HILARIOUS]

And of course, I can’t go anywhere without The Bends (Radiohead), White Ladder (David Gray), Australia (Howie Day), It’s a Wonderful Life (Sparklehorse), No Angel/Life For Rent (Dido), Parachutes (Coldplay). Otherwise, I can’t get to sleep.

Damn my Archos player for crapping out.

Despite having depleted my savings this month, I think I’m going to go for the iPod. Plus, you can download books.