Reason #4928 Why I’m Going to Hell
At brunch last weekend, Candice brings one of those free postcards that they have by the bathrooms to the table. It says, “WORK IT” and Candice says, “I’m gonna put this on my fridge to remind me to work out.” And I said, “Well, the picture on MY fridge reminds me to…not…be…retarded.” (see picture below). I think I heard the fires of hell sizzling as I reluctantly finished my quip.
