Courtesy of the Magnificent Lengli:
Google the phrase “(Your name) looks like” and find the best one from the first page of results. Don’t forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won’t work. Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.
1. Paul looks like hed be at home at an Upper East Side yuppie bar.
2. Rhonda looks like she has a sore ass too.
3. JP looks like the last five minutes of a porno flick–one big blur.
4. Billy looks like he should be on a skateboard, but instead he’s in the basement stuffing recycled, shredded paper into plastic bags that fill endless boxes of Worm-A-Roos awaiting shipment (the paper goes to the worms, too).
5. Although Howie looks like a square, he knows the language of the streets and regularly delivers homeboy come-ons.
5. Nick looks like he’s been hangin’ with Tara Reid or something. He is a geekwad.
7. Spencer looks like the lead character in the musical play “Springtime for the Caliphate.”
8. Sylvia looks like shes trying to emulate Angela from My So Called Life9.Chad looks like a cross between a beaten up Michael Bolton and Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider on a bad day.
10. Sandie, looks like you have been elevated to Impressive Mortal.
11. Val looks like she just seen My massive man stick. *(copied directly, do not hold me accountable for shoddy grammar)
12. Christine looks like a demented vampire about to feed.
13. [Queen] Bess looks like a hotel bar, with its entrance similar to the downtown, city hotels seen in numerous Hollywood movies, but once inside you’ll soon see there are no lobbies, grand staircases and grouchy concierges to deal with.
14. erika-erika looks like a good potential binibining pilipinas candidate and contenderfor the miss universe crown.
15. Sarah looks like a jockey in training with a Prince Valiant haircut.::::Attention::::The following two quotes clearly explain my dichotomy-b.
16a. Brian looks like a ghost of his former selfashen-faced and hollow-eyed, with the huge metal brace that holds his shattered pelvis together sticking out of his battered body like a pair of handlebars.
16b. brian looks like something straight out of medieval times. all he needs is some tights, a white horse, a floppy hat with a feather, a trumpet, and should start every comment with “hear ye, hear ye”::::Attention::::mine too-M.
17a. Little Matthew looks like an angel (and, from the hospital photo, like he has giant hands).
17b. Matthew looks like a total douche.
18. Stephanie looks like Jose Canseco…luckily for me that’s NOT TRUE!!! I’m much more buff than that guy.
19…. Well, I know someone that is cuter Don’t know what’s Pablo looks like, buthe can’t be prettier, no cause it’s impossible. novalee. …
20- nicole looks like your grandma
21 – Johnny looks like a nice verison of Anna Wintour in drag
22-what i need is to know if people think that Helen looks like a fish so she will stop thinking she is good looking.
23 janet looks like shes about to do something very naughty with the sparkler
24. Lauren looks like she’s heard about smiling but isn’t sure of the technique
25. Sean looks like the olympic representative from the planet of the apes.
26a.- “the sexual appeal in doing a black man is uuuuugh, Mr. Pete looks like a chimp when he fucks”
26b.- John looks like he’s doing a dopey dance, Keith looks like he’s doing one too, and Pete looks like a woman.
27 — I look like im ready to kill and caty looks like “COOL ITS A GUN!”
28. Emily looks like trouble.
29. Zack looks like a younger, tougher Brad Pitt who’s spent a couple nights sleeping behind a dumpster.
30. Samantha looks like she’s auditioning for a role as a porn star, or at least as a hooker who just stepped off the Greyhound bus in NYC and needs to raise fast cash quickie pronto.
31. Jamie, looks like some superhero whose name I can’t recallat the moment.
32. Ember looks like sleeping roadkill (she sleeps all flat out on her side or back like she’s dead) so I better Go bug her!
33. Lauren looks like the love child of everything that scared the shit out of me when I was ten; ventriloquist dummies, witches, bees, and the movie, Troll.
34. Julia looks like she’s ready to go home. Yelena fondles the trophy as Mark beams and Corin checks his camera.