Gay clubs are where you find the 9’s and 10’s of the hotness scale.
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Brian came back from the ATM.

“Were you talking to some gays about your buttcrack?”

“No.”

“Oh. Cuz while I was at the ATM, I overheard them say something about seeing your buttcrack when you bent down to tie your shoe and how they wanted to put a quarter in it.”
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Where you from? Sunset and Brentwood.
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Left phone in two different countries in a two week span.
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I suggest doing sake bombs in the cab and Brian contemplates it then laughs. You have no gag reflex, you would win. That’s retarded.
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You have a past with her. But you could have a future with me.
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You can’t expect people to be mind readers and even if you happen to find one, its an art not a science
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I get it. You need people to be direct. But how can you expect them to when you’re not?
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You left the relationship you weren’t sure about because…what if you met the one?

And that should be enough of a reason. Because it means she wasn’t. And she has the right to find her one as well.

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If right now, I drowned all your questions in water, all you would be thinking about is how to breathe underwater. And imagine that at your most desperate moment, you inhale and find that you can breathe. Do you still care about questions? Or is it just about understanding what just happened? It’s time to wake up.
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