“I live in San Jose. Every time I go out dancing, the next thing I know, there’s some Indian engineer grinding me in the ass with his pencil dick.”
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We stopped in front of the store, classic cars lit up in the night.

“Ooh, look at that car,” he said, and I didn’t car about the car, but I liked how shiny it was.

“That car says Rich Fag all over it,” I said.

“What’s your name? Rich Fag.”

And then we giggled down the street, because that’s just the way we are sometimes when we’re both happy.

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If I wanted you, you’d already be with me.
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Brian’s top 3 words to describe me:

Intense. Thoughtful. High.

Later, he added, gluttonous.
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