It always discomforts me how a man looks after getting a massage–face flushed–looks so similar to a man leaving a hooker’s cube.

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Home is wherever with you.

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Every time I cuss, God puts a penny in the jar.

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“Some customers multiply complexities like gremlins. Or herpes. My God I’ve compared customers to herpes.”

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Every time julia cusses, we put a penny in the jar.

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I’ll buy you a drink but I’m not gonna sit there listening to you masturbate over your problems.

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Quarter end. It’s war. We’re fighting time and technical mishaps. Really exposes how important working as functional units within a nimble, integrated army is. Everyone has to communicate, everyone has to be onboard with the battle plan, everyone must be proactive to cover each other and help each other to make the deadlines. It’s not unrelated to team philosophy in sports. There’s no room for insubordination or worrying about the person next to you, if they’re going to hurt you, if they’re going to do what they’re supposed to, if they will uphold their responsibility. When money and reputation are on the line, this is as serious as it gets. There is no room to question whether the team is there for you or if you’re there for the team. If you go into battle with doubts about anyone, you’re all dead.

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It’s all falling into place…Seattle.

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