They’ve been trying to treat us like we work for them. It’s time they remember they work for us.

I need someone to help program the analytics programs on top of Hadoop. We can run a social experiment with resulting program something we can productize.

Yesterday two (male) business associates let me order their drinks for them. I told the bartender, they want something that puts hair on their chest and make their balls drop.

The bartender looked super offended.