2004 January 19

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HOLE. LEE. CRAP. Both funny and tragic. Obviously, not made by women, for women.

Okay, so my good friend’s last name is Cox. I was talking to his girlfriend and we were talking about good baby names, and I told her she should call their first born son, Thunder. Thunder Cox. Thuuuuunder Cox!!!! Who’s gonna mess with THAT kid? Anyway, so my friend’s best friend’s last name is Bal (yes, Cox and Bal. They are currently collaborating on a scientific theory just to get it published as the Cox and Bal theory). So I was telling them that I hope he marries a nice Japanese woman and they name their first born Yuni. Thunder Cox and Yuni Bal. hehehehe Yes, I laugh at fart jokes, too.

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experimental stream of consciousness writer who may or may not be a liar. sanest person you've ever met but i'll look you in the eyes like a computer eating magnets. what i don't know about you, i'll make up. and you'll still love me because you don't know where i went that moment you swore i disappeared. my moods chase the seasons and i hear it makes an interesting read. i like smelling good.