What is up with dudes feeling my bicep when they like me?
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I caught 12:12 both times today!
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It’s raining with no clouds out. I was in a parking lot of Costco when it started. Everyone was looking up, confused, asking where it was coming from.
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Effects in 12 Stages–Shock, Awe, Defensiveness, Denial, Acceptance, Lust, Anger, Lust, Anger, Self-Pity, Realization, Change. In everything I do, I’m trying to make people stronger. If I ran an Academy for Young Men (aka Ninja School), I would be developing some fine young gentlemen to carry the times forward.

This drunk guy was telling me he wanted to train with me, he wanted me to be his Mr. Miyagi. I told him he couldn’t afford me.
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Brian always said, in a dick measuring contest, julia wins.
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I didn’t want to know this guy anymore so I told him I can’t take him seriously. He just came up to me and said he was excited to tell me something but then I’d sent him that message, and that what he was so excited to tell me was that he’d found out this girl he went to high school with was in charge of making sure Jenna Jameson became a star.

What fucking planet is he from?
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I get it. Love for me makes me want to be useful. That’s why so often in love, I’m being used.
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I get that you’re unavailable. But I thought you could use someone to talk to.
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It would be nice to meet someone who reignited my passion for baseball.
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You have nothing ro prove with me, I said. But it seems like you have everything to prove to yourself.
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When I tell you not to pick me up, you don’t pick me up. When I tell you not to tickle me, don’t tickle me. When I you to stop, you stop.

I always give three chances.
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What do you get out of absolutely crushing these guys?

I challenge them to stand up.

She thought about it.

Keep going.
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You can never bullshit me and get away with it, but show you truly care about me, and I’ll give you the moon.
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Response from Jean:

Exactly. I think he knew from the very beginning that you are not just a normal person. You made a record. So far, none if our sales has won a mil order from a corp account. You made it!
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Message to my mother, after closing. $1.2 million deal:

I know when I first joined Amax, people thought you were giving me an advantage by putting me with Matt. By the end of this, I want to show that Matt was the winner, because he got me.
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Today I had a guy call a zone defense with him playing man on me. I told him that’s how the girls play me so I’m fine if he wants to play me like a girl. He keeps trying to back me down and I won’t let him. He kept pretending that he hurt his back because of me. I finally told him maybe he’s on his period. The thing is, I can tell a lot about a person from the way he plays basketball, and I can tell this guy does some messed up things to ladies.
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I can be a go to defender and a go to scorer. But now it’s not about capabilities. The universe is asking me if I can be the go to.
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Saw three guys playing basketball at the park as I was pulling into my building and since I was coming from basketball and dressed, I asked if they needed a fourth. Great to be out in the sun. Afterwards, they asked if they could friend me on facebook and I said cool, then I can invite you to my birthday party next month. Something about the innocence and chance of the whole encounter made me feel 8 years old all over again. Day 1 of Gemini has been awesome so far.
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