Brian always said, in a dick measuring contest, julia wins.
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I didn’t want to know this guy anymore so I told him I can’t take him seriously. He just came up to me and said he was excited to tell me something but then I’d sent him that message, and that what he was so excited to tell me was that he’d found out this girl he went to high school with was in charge of making sure Jenna Jameson became a star.
What fucking planet is he from?
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I get it. Love for me makes me want to be useful. That’s why so often in love, I’m being used.
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I get that you’re unavailable. But I thought you could use someone to talk to.
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