This guy with a triangulate Flow-Be cut tells me I look like some chick on TV, this girl on NCIS that dated the Italian guy but was trying to kill him.
Now that’s called a black widow syndrome, he said.
Later, he came up to me and said, She tried to kill her husband. That’s not very common. He looked deep into my eyes.
I feel scared just looking at you. But maybe because you’re drop-dead gorgeous, he said.
Tonight, I have won the triangle-head vote.