Julia’s Failproof Guide To Acing Any Job Interview*:
1. Be prepared to flirt a lot and imperatively, find a way to slip in the word “anal.”
Jake’s Failproof Guide to Ending Any Job Interview*:
1. Always end the interview with, “So if this doesn’t work out, how about you , me and little sandwich action?”
*guides are 100% effective regardless of interviewer’s gender or sexual preference