My Christmas Wishlist (in no particular order):
1. A Tempurpedic mattress. I’ve been sleeping in my dad’s while he’s in China playing basketball, and it’s like waking up inside a cloud.
2. A crock pot. I’ve always wanted one.
3. A digital camera. I’ve been using my aunt’s ever since I broke my own. It’s pink. As Bohr said before, “You have a pink camera? Don’t you think that’s a little bit beneath you?”
4. A book on cold reading. So I can finish my transformation into Simon Baker.
5. An order to my perspective.