The angelina effect.

So your men want me. So what? They’ll never leave you for me anyway, so what’s the big deal?

Until the day I actually want to keep one of them.
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met 4 different people through work functions today who all claimed they know me from some infamous super bowl party in miami 5 years ago. i remember that weekend but don’t remember any of them. was unexpected fan-favorite tonight but no one would tell me why. just a bunch of middle-aged guys surrounding me, exclaiming…, “You don’t remember the dog races?!? How can you not remember the dog races?!?”

WHAT DOG RACES?