Hawaii is where life sends me when I’m on the verge of a tantrum.
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White Elephant party at work. I say to him, I’ll tell you which one is mine and you tell me which one is yours when this is over.
Shake Weight was one of the first gifts. I knew right away that I wanted it. There’d been a day when I’d shown the snl parody and we’d joked about it. The girl I took it from was happy.
Later, marketing and I were playing with it obscenely in the aisle when he walks by and says, “The shake weight was my gift.”
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experimental stream of consciousness writer who may or may not be a liar. sanest person you've ever met but i'll look you in the eyes like a computer eating magnets. what i don't know about you, i'll make up. and you'll still love me because you don't know where i went that moment you swore i disappeared. my moods chase the seasons and i hear it makes an interesting read. i like smelling good.