As the sun set over the soft Pacific, I watched an exasperated woman arguing with a pigeon in Spanish. She would rattle off at it, walk away in a huff then come back saying, “You have NOTHING to say?!” No one else seemed to notice this little pocket of metareality. I’m loving Waikiki + MercRetrograde. I’m lovin’ November.

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My ideal love is someone I can look at every day and think, thank god I found you.

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So this group of 20 year old guys walks by and one guy wants to go back and look at a Gangnam style shirt. I follow them in. He shows it to his friends and they veto it. He puts it back super disappointed. When his guy friends see me they freeze up as I walk by. Then behind my back I hear one of them say, “What’s up, bitch” like an american gangsta and the rest of them giggle.

Kids.

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When he told me things ended with his last girlfriend because she wanted to have a kid and he wasn’t ready, in my mind I instantly said, yeah, because she wasn’t me.

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Wow your brother was really nice today, he said.

How so?

He gave me some super glue, he gave me a Porsche keychain, he printed out some specs of a car for me, he gave me 6 CDs and he gave me a hug when I left.

I laughed. This doesn’t even include when we were leaving my brother said, “See you later future brother in law!”

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