Random Thoughts About Today:

–humans are evolving into different species. It’s not just men are from mars, women are from venus. It doesn’t have so much to do with gender, but specific types of consciousness. Look at the way different people live on different mental and spiritual planes. We’ve evolved quite well physically and are now dominating our environment. So now survival of the fittest must take on survival within a collective, ie big cities. Sometimes I honestly think that hundreds of years from now, the progeny of these business types will be a completely different (psychological/spiritual) creature from the progeny of artsy-fartsy empathic feeling types (of which I am one). We’re still at the rudimentary stages of the creation of this rift.

–I need to get my car washed. Something happened to my rear bumper. It’s like someone with a heavy boot kicked it. So I guess I’ve been going around pissing people off. Good. They say in Hollywood, no one is anyone until you have a stalker. So I’m halfway there, I guess.

–Doug Christie had a double-double today as Sacramento routed Dallas. I picked him up for 1 game and he came through with 21 pts and 12 assts. Peja, Dirk and B-Mill did pretty well, too. I’m very proud of my children. I traded T-Mac, the love of my fantasy-season life for AK47. It was a business transaction. I had to put my feelings aside and I hope he understands. He will always have a special place in my heart and I apologize for all the times I cussed at him for missing his mutha%$*@ing free-throws. Also picked up Lebron, Bibby and Malone for Pierce, Shareef and Jalen. But of course, Navy-Bitch had to protest both trades so we’ll see. If Webber hadn’t come back, I’d have 4/5ths of the Kings’ starting lineup.

–the topic of the month is still sex. It’s always sex. It’s the topic of the lifetime. I watch people’s eyes light up when sex hits the table. So why stop now?

–why wallace why wallace why stop now?

–we don’t live forever, you know

Today’s mood: Like a Rock, I Say. LIKE A ROCK!

so, I posted on Craig’s List that I was looking to purchase a used bike. I got some guy who claims to be “normal,” who offered me $100 to watch him jack off. What do you think? Sounds like easy money, right? Especially from the girl who said her rate for an outhouse BJ would be $500? ps— www.outhousebj.blogspot.com The New Year’s Eve Burning Question has evolved into its own kind of monster.