Getting your heart broken is like an exercise that builds up your soul. Each time you manage to find the courage to rise again after emotional collapse, your ability to love in the face of fears gets stronger and stronger. It’s a necessary thing. Each time, you’re tested to see if not being able to hold onto something precious will destroy you. And each time that you are able to stand up, you gain further proof for your faith that love is the source of all strength.
Brian is “not upset” but upset at the fact that at the Rock the Vote party last night, I gave the roommate of someone he works with in the industry my phone number so that he could call me and try to talk me into having a threesome. He believes this behavior was socially inappropriate.
We were at a party where Pauly Shore was standing next to us saying “…just pop some Viagra and you’ll have a great time,” Ryan Seacrest and his enormously tiny head was the big “celebrity draw,” and the hot topic of mass simultaneous conversations was whose asses each and every different person would consider grabbing…and somehow, MY behavior stood out as socially inappropriate.
One word:
Bitch please.
(Is it bad that I treat life like a joke sometimes and just do things for the sake of the funny stories they’d make?)
Today my outdoorsy coworker was wearing a shirt with some adventure-whatever emblem on it. Like one of those shirts you earn for joining mountain-climbing competitions or something. So I asked him, “Did you earn your shirt?” And my black coworker Eddie said, “What’d you say?” All offended. And then he said, “Oooooh. I thought you were saying, ‘Did you IRON your shirt. But were trying to be black.” (iron becoming “earn” like scared becomes “scurred.”)
Threesome, anyone?
Is it bad that I want to upend my desk and start smacking people today? I’ve been really irritable at work all week. Just people being stupid and saying the wrong things and then asking me why I did exactly what they told me to do. If you want something “today,” then you probably shouldn’t keep using the word “tomorrow?” Just a thought?
I have had over 6 conversations about threesomes in the last two weeks.
1. Asked Colin and Martin to have a threesome with me.
2. Coworker explained his marriage arrangement: His wife can’t sleep with other men. But she can sleep with other women. And she can watch him sleep with other women, or they arrange to have threesomes and she gets to pick the girl.
3. The subject came up in a conversation with a friend. I said I wouldn’t have a threesome with another girl. I’m too sexually possessive. But maybe with two guys.
4. Days later, admitted to almost having a threesome in Seattle. (Oh, the details I leave out of my blog sometimes!)
5. A day later, the subject came up again with previous friend. In conversation, joked…okay, maybe I’d have a threesome if she was the other girl. (Prayed this subject never comes up again).
6. Hours later, met a guy at a party. Asked him, “So what’s your deal? Are you single or what?” He said he wasn’t single but his girlfriend was bi. He asked for my number. I asked, what for? You looking for a threesome? He said yes. I said, I’m not into that. He said, well, give me your number anyway, in case things don’t work out with her. (Ew)
So this is how the eclipse on Oct 13th affected THIS gemini. Apparently we swing between being asexual and bi. Or multi-amorous. Yeah, more is better.