please please please god…give me the strength to put on pants and go writing…i have a sweater on and socks…please give me the strength to put one leg on and then the other and be appropriate.
please please please god…give me the strength to put on pants and go writing…i have a sweater on and socks…please give me the strength to put one leg on and then the other and be appropriate.
Starbuck’s Chantico
What it is: (chocolate flavored) Liquid Crack
Target market: Pregnant women and women on their periods
Decadence Quotient: Off the scales
Review: Like melting down a bar of fine Belgium chocolate and drinking it, then writhing from self loathing over debased gluttony. The perfect tool of masochism for today’s way-too-fat-for-the-magazine-covers-anyway woman on the go. Three men were required to restrain me as I fought to lick the last drops of rich goodness out of the paper cup after contents had been consumed.
Emotional Consequence: Want to slice off resulting roll of fat from 6 oz. indulgence and flog myself with it.
Press: http://money.cnn.com/2005/01/07/news/fortune500/starbucks_chantico/
Verdict: Highly recommend