This asian chick is straight stalking me at a party.

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He asks me to dance but he’d told me he was a ballroom instructor and I didn’t feel like dancing. He puts on his mask. It’s the devil. He says, If I’d wanted to meet girls, I would have worn something else. But tonight…I’m incognito…

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First they get in my face to make eye contact, then no matter where I’m standing, they move right in front of me, shaking there ass subtly. Wtf. Creepers.

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Why do Asian girls act so lezzie around me?

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Was dressed as Lara Croft, guns and all, by myself watching Giants. Guy across the bar looks like Ron Livingston and I think, alright…I wouldn’t mind seeing what that’s about. But he had the hands of someone immature. He hadn’t really noticed me so I walked by, made sure his table got a look at my guns. Waited 3 minuted, then looked him in the eye and grinned. He tries to summons me and I’m like, I don’t get summoned. He asks if he can see my guns. This is all going according to plan right? Til he opens his mouth and he’s kind of a moron, talking about going to school “down south” (Santa Barbara) and he’s not even schmitty enough ro pull off the doucheyness. I excuse myself and go back to my corner, relieved. Then leave. So often, they were much cuter in your mind… Happy Halloween, Scorpio.

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As promised…whenever you wanna eat off it. shirt says…

If You Want to Achieve Greatness
Stop Asking for Permission

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