What I’ve Learned Today So Far…
I think the assigned number of electoral votes for each state should go by median IQ for each state. I mean, when the District of Columbia is 90% Kerry while Alabama is 62% Bush…doesn’t that tell you something? That dumb people’s votes shouldn’t count. Please God…please don’t give us 4 more years. The only good things to come out of Texas are Willie Nelson and sheet cake. Oh, and Brian and Amber and Terri (aka Team Double Dare).
More importantly (or on an escapist note), let’s talk basketball.
-Peja is not happy. CWebb will always be a selfish, sloppy player who can not understand that he is NOT the heart of the basketball team because he HAS no heart. Peja was the #2 scorer in the league last year and can explode on the right team, but right now he’s still hurting from the departure of Divac and the fact that he’s stuck in the locker room with Chris Whiner. He needs to be traded. For the sake of his career and my fantasy season.
-Devin Harris is going to be GOOD. The Maverick have a great scouting system. They always pick up great talent, no matter where they draft. The saddest thing is that Donnie Nelson Jr. has a huge hand in their scouting program, and he used to be in charge of it for the Warriors. I don’t understand how we could of picked the likes of Todd Fuller when Dallas ends up with Josh Howard, Marquis Daniels and Devin Harris. It baffles me.
-Chris Mihm is gonna have a great season picking up all the bricks from the other Lakers. He just has to stay healthy. I wish Brian and Terri would introduce me to him. I promise I’ll behave.
-Ben Wallace started off the game going 6-6 from the field. BEN WALLACE. Amazing. I looked horrified every time he took a shot. May I also continue my stance from last year that Big Ben looks like he was carved from a rich, hunk of dark chocolate? He is far and away, one of my favorite players of all time to watch. He’s like the epitomy of masculinity. Which I want to lick.
-Dirk Nowitzki is going to have a HUGE year.
-The Lakers may be better than I expected.
-Brad Miller is so underrated. One of the best centers in basketball who can fill the stat box. He and Big Ben are two of my favorite players. With Troy Murphy being the 3rd.
That’s all for now. Will post again soon.