2004 November 10

Another reason why I don’t believe in marriage…you may end up with an idiot.

Okay, not to psychoanalyze but you know I’m going to anyway, but if I were a child psychologist or school teacher and one of my kids drew this picture as a card for his/her mother, I would suspect some SERIOUS psychological/emotional dysfunction going on at home. Courtesy of http://www.foundmagazine.com/

How long before we hit the Dark Ages again?

Halloween Pictures Now In!

special thanks to Brian and Amber. I went camera-less this year, as my camera is still filled with sand… :(

Drag Race Contestants (The Drag Races are an LA tradition on the afternoon of Halloween. Drag queens in minimum 2-inch heels racing down the street. Absolutely. FABULOUS.)

I’m Asian. There were drag queens racing. OF COURSE I brought my video camera… (and yes, that is a helmet I’m holding. Amber and I were wearing helmets. We wanted Brian to show up at the Drag Races the way a rich Texan would show up in Vegas. Except rather than having a hot girl on each arm, he had a couple of retards. Well…it was funny when we drunkenly thought of it the night before…)

These guys weren’t fucking around. They were surprisingly fast.

Cruella books it.

I came home and found my house set up as an obstacle course.

Let’s recap… TERRI: “She gets really hot when I put velcro on her nipples…”

Team Double Dare stretches as it prepares for the evening ahead.

And they stretched…

and they stretched…

Team Double Dare stops traffic.

Team Double Dare with the Super Mario Brothers. HOT.

Here I am with my wife and his strap-on.

And then we ran into Calvin (aka Lil’ Kim) and I licked his boobie.

Terri kisses my Lapdance Boy.

Nothing is sacred when it comes to us…

The award for best costumes went to…Reno 911.

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experimental stream of consciousness writer who may or may not be a liar. sanest person you've ever met but i'll look you in the eyes like a computer eating magnets. what i don't know about you, i'll make up. and you'll still love me because you don't know where i went that moment you swore i disappeared. my moods chase the seasons and i hear it makes an interesting read. i like smelling good.