11/12 Recap — Breaking Celebrity Gossip!!
Okay, so Brian and I decided to go see Kinsey over at the Century City Mall AMC. We grab some food at the food court and we’re talking about how Peter Sarsgaard has full-frontal in this movie. Brian was excited about it and I said, “What if he has an ugly dong?” Brian said, “That would suck if it’s ugly.” I said, “Well, still, you’d rather see his than Zach Braff’s.”
So we get into the theater and I was supposed to find seats while Brian got a soda. The theater is filling up quickly so I grab these two seats at the end of the middle row next to a girl and a guy in a baseball cap. The guy looks up as I sit down and it’s…Zach Braff. With Mandy Moore.
So I sat next to Mandy and had to endure them touching and stroking each other’s hands and legs (and inner thighs). And then the making out. Oh God, the making out. Whitney…if you thought watching Garden State was hard for me, imagine THAT.
The best thing in the world was when the previews started and of course, which preview should come on but the one for Closer …starring Natalie Portman. Who, for all of you not in the loop, was rumored to be dating Zach after Garden State wrapped. Oh my God, did my evil side want to lean over and say obnoxiously to them, “Ohmigod! This much be like….SOOO awkward for you!!” But of course, it was awkward. Natalie on a stripper’s pole, seducing the camera. As Zach had his hand on Mandy’s leg and Mandy clung to him.
By the way, Kinsey…good movie. Very funny. Very provocative insights about sex and love. Right up my robot alley.