Over dinner last night, I broke down to my mom how I’m able to be so effective one on one. You’ve been watching my eyes, I said as I talked. It’s hard to look away. Now watch my hands.
I showed her.
Oh my God, you’re like the Mentalist, she said.
I think Patrick Jane is more polished and powerful than me. He’s been trained in hypnosis as well. And he started as a con man. But I have the inherent talent and have been developing it unconsciously for years. Imagine when I do fully develop it with consciousness and start applying it masterfully.
Rocket 1. Check.
Rocket 2. Check.
System standby.
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Moustache guy called and left a message. Hi, this is James Brown. Don’t know if you remember me.
Wonder if people in general forget people they meet.
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It does not surprise me that Gabriel Garcia Marquez is a Pisces. His protagonist on encountering me would probably demand that I become a whore so he could spend his life loving a woman he could never have.
True story.
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How long it takes for the I to become aware of itself. It travels so far away in space so it can re-experience itself in time.
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If I were a planet, it would be 98% underwater.
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Life’s winning lotto numbers so far:
3,9,11,22,29
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