Oh Gabriel… (Excerpt from Memories of My Melancholy Whores)

The only unusual relationship was the one I maintained for years with the faithful Damiana. She was almost a girl, Indianlike, strong, rustic, her words few and brusque, who went barefoot so as not to disturb me while I was writing. I remember I was reading La lozana andauza–The Haughty Andalusian Girl–in the hammock in the hallway, when I happened to see her bending over in the laundry room wearing a skirt so short it bared her succulent curves. Overcome by irresistible excitement, I pulled her skirt up in back, pulled her underwear down to her knees, and charged her from behind. Oh, Senor, she said, with a mournful lament, that wasn’t made for coming in but for going out. A profound tremor shook her body but she stood firm. Humiliated at having humiliated her, I wanted to pay her twice what the most expensive women cost at the time, but she would not take a cent, and I had to raise her salary calculated on the basis of one mounting a month, always while she was doing the laundry, and always from the back.

YOU CAN NOT BUILD A MURDER HOUSE!!!!

Just snuck out of my parents’ house and Natural One by Folk Implosion comes on the radio. Headlining song in the Songs I Will Seduce You By category. I laughed at the sky. Dangerous, god. Dangerous.
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