Oh no, she’s in the corner and appears to be contemplating. What happened, Shih? Uh huh, speak up…no I can’t hear you when you whisper…Look. you don’t have to understand the computers. Make it up later. I know you’re not technical, just…get back into your pod and output.

If he feels something doesn’t matter, he thinks it shouldn’t matter. And even if it matters to you, he can’t feel it because he can’t see it.

Young Grasshoppers. Snack on that until it becomes clear. This is some knowledge about one of the ways you drive good women crazy.

Oooh…the file has been opened!

Ladies and Gentlemen. The File. Has. Been. Opened.

Hmmm. I would be asking myself to dance in front of an audience.

last time i considered these two people, was exactly the full moon last month.

My point is I don’t feel you really understand me, and you don’t see why it should matter. There’s a lot worth considering.

love can mend your life but love can break your heart

i find all romances to be tragedies.

you can never hold shadow and light at the same time.

This song visited me today.

this might kill me to write this.

Oh no. She’s dying. He’d always imagined if he ever saw her in a hospital room it would be while giving birth to their child.

In life, we are choosing the people we want to grow old with. Sometimes we’re conscious of it. A lot of times we’re not.

I like Cecilia because she’s one of the most polite people in the world, and it comes from being truly genuine.
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“I’ve been looking for clam chowder with 2 grams of fat.” I looked up and it’s this woman with short bleached hair and teethlike eyes. Like depictions of vampires. Whatever she was feeding on was making her sick. I looked up made eye contact without acknowledging her, then looked back down, busying myself with typing. She kept talking to me. I just picked up my basket and walked away. Didn’t stop typing.
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One thing I love is hanging out in supermarkets late at night.

Guy with long hair down his back wearing baseball cap and flannel walked by. I thought he would be weird but as he approached, he averted his eyes. I realized he was very timid and shy.

He came past me later in the soup aisle. I was typing on my phone but I felt him coming so as he approached, I stepped out of the way without looking up. He had plenty of room in the aisle for me to me uninvolved in his passing. As he went by, I heard the tiniest whisper of “Excuse me.” I felt like I just encountered the biggest mouse I’ve ever seen.
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Awesome. My favorite moment is when he takes off his clip-on earrings because he means business.

Dear God,
Please infuse me with the power to wake up at 9am on Friday, 4/30, and give me the wisdom to remember why.

Story done. What’s next?
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Rie’s relationship advice:

“It takes time to get to know somebody. Questioning and talking will not tell you everything. Less talking. More sex.”
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Oh no. Cecilia thinks she might have torn her meniscus this weekend and won’t play this session. That sucks. I hope it’s not as serious, but she’s torn it before and it’s what she suspects.

I was looking forward to getting back so I could play with her again. She’s probably my all-time favorite teammate. The Mexican Bullet. So fast and reckless, always with a smile. Beautiful person. Makes you smile knowing she’s on your team. I told her she would always be a legend in my mind.

Hope she recovers quickly with minimal strife.
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Why are some packages of string cheese stringier than others?