If I only had one thing to say to this guy, it would be, “we accept the love we think we deserve.”
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This guy can’t even see me. I’m laughing over here about his situation with the bartender and he can’t even see it. Amazing.
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The jackass friend just came to the bar and got a drink over my shoulder. I can’t believe he opened up the opportunity for a threesome then blew it.
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Ooh, her friend came back and she looks determined. She’s either gonna cockblock or insist it’s time to go home.
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Bartender asked for new developments. I said her friend left leaving a threeway. She would put up with the crass, fat friend if it meant getting future- Curtis lookalike in bed. The boys just have to get onboard. Bartender bought me a drink.
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The fat friend grabbed the fat girl’s boob and she screamed. Bartender and I looked at each other and smirked.
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Future-Curtis lookalike’s friend just threw a toothpick down the shirt of the fat one with big tits. He high fives him because this bitch bugs.
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He’s drinking because he hopes as the night progresses the situation will get better.
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I am sitting here watching a guy who looks like Curtis, just 2 years older and bored out of his mind with these idiotic girls he’s with.
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experimental stream of consciousness writer who may or may not be a liar. sanest person you've ever met but i'll look you in the eyes like a computer eating magnets. what i don't know about you, i'll make up. and you'll still love me because you don't know where i went that moment you swore i disappeared. my moods chase the seasons and i hear it makes an interesting read. i like smelling good.